Hardees Still Isn't Hot...

...even when Padma Lakshmi goes down on one of their burgers:

warning!

blogger is going for maintenance, so posting/updates may be a little splotchy today.

There's a vamp at my school!

Boston Latin headmistress Buffy the Vampire Slayer...i mean, Lynne Mooney Teta sends word to her students to cut the fuck out with the Twilight bullshit, says the Globe. Repeat: EDWARD CULLEN ISN’T HAUNTING BOSTON LATIN! Stop trying to make the three goth kids at Boston Latin cooler than they really are, lameasses!

Uncle Sam, You Dirty Whore...

Fox Business Network, the Right Wing's answer to CNBC, has certainly gotten the Guy in College's ears perked up with this one. Anchor and saucy minx Dagen McDowell relates taxes on AIG bonuses to raunchy night in bed...and just in time for CARE Week here at BC!

Lesbians Are Fun, Too!

Rachel Maddow proves she's a lesbian born a few decades late by once again touting her hobby of making drinks normally seen during Prohibition or somewhere in a chapter of the Great Gatsby.

My New Obsession...

Because I'm the insanely focused student always on top of things and one to complete my homework days in advance...cough...I've found, by far, the best way to procrastinate and spend about thirty minutes of my day in a blend of laughing fits and blatant disgust: reading Craigslist missed connections. Dear...God...who knew there were such foul creatures out there? My present to you biddies...THE BEST MISSED CONNECTION EVER!!!!

Gross...

Google takes down StreetView image of vomiting guy on streets of London...what I want to know is why the hell the guy helping him is wearing antlers...

Matt Lauer Fights Deer. Loses...

It was announced this morning by Meredith Veira on the Today Show that Matt Lauer was injured this past weekend after a deer jumped in front of his path while riding a bike...no word yet on whether the deer was part of a sabotage by either Katie Couric or the folks over at Good Morning America...

Machismo Gone Awry...

Asians, after proving their dominance over Americans intellectually, are now trying to seize the physical title, too...ok, jk. Actually, a growing problem with Asian fraternities across America is that, instead of hazing/initiating with alcohol, they opt for physical hazing. This has led to numerous deaths. Yow...I'll take my beer over a few punches any day.

Boston College=Cancer Hotbed?

Alcoholism is apparently a cause of cancer...therefore, I'm going to make a prediction that along with the statistic that 84% of BC alums will marry another BC alum, I feel that 84% of the Boston College alumni population will also kick the bucket due to cancer stemming from their alcoholic four years on the heights.

However...we can still have fun and defend ourselves! Read on...

I'm BACK!!!!

Climbing up a cliff on Wednesday on Martha’s Vineyard…delicious, I know…it represents all the shit I’ve climbed and overcome to return to blogging. HOLLA, BITCHES! I’M BACK!