Oh My God.

Click here for just about the most disturbing/hilarious things I've read today. Askmen.com has a plethora of Top 10 lists, and this is the 10 Ways to Flirth With a Woman Sexually one. Granted, how the hell do you flirt in a non-sexual way? Still, the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST part that none of you with at least an eighth of a brain should EVER use is this little vital tip:

"No.2 - Let her know you know:

Want to know a secret about female sexuality that 99% of men don't know? Here it is: Many women feel compelled to vacuum their house when they're ovulating. Some experts believe it has something to do with wanting to "clean the nest" before laying her "egg." So, when a woman tells you she is vacuuming, say: "Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?" She’ll be stunned that you know this and wonder what else you know about female sexuality. Of course, if she doesn’t know what you mean, fill her in. Women love it when you teach them something new -- especially about themselves."

Um, gentlemen? You will NOT get in bed for knowing that fact. Just a little bit of advice.