Merry Christmas, Bitches!

This pretty much makes my day:

If You Like Trainwrecks...

Click here for the funniest vid EVER of a topless Amy Winehouse dancing.

Throw Up Moment of the Morning!

Need a girlfriend? Try on of these three HOT single ladies!

WTF Convo of the Day

Sammy: i want the second edition from 1989 of the oxford english dictionary

Guy in College: y?

Sammy: because it's awesome

GiC: oh, ok. good answer

Sammy: 615,000 entries; 2.412 million supporting quotations 60 million words of exposition and 350 million keystrokes of text in 20 volumes. for only $895...

GiC: was there some sort of english orgasm going on in 89? that's pretty deep

Lame Excuse

Aborignes are crying foul at Nicole Kidman for playing the didgeridoo on a German TV show (yes, that's an instrument she's holding, you sickos). Apparently it's an Aboriginal belief that if women play it, they become barren. Let's be honest...this basically is a curse masking the real reason why Nicole Kidman won't be popping out more kids anytime soon: bitch is 97% plastic and Botox!

Sometimes I Just Don't Even Have to Comment...

Nicole Kidman pleasuring Hugh Jackman and some German host with her, ah...mad blowing skills.

Muggings Are Bad...If You Call This a Mugging...

Watch above as Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski watches on as Joe Scarborough flips a shit over the lamest mugging ever. Brzezinski was out six bucks after the incident even though the guy wanted $20: ho managed to haggle with her mugger!!!!! It's official...it was not a mugging. This was basically a bank loan with a little bit more danger.

Catching You Up to Speed, Ladies!

So I just realized that some of you may not be aware of the hot piece of ass that is Santogold. Watch the vids below:

Lights Out:


L.E.S. Artistes:


Let's be honest...anyone who can mount a horse like that is bound to gain my respect. She should get yours, too.

Music Minute Part 2

So Keri Hilson is slooooooooowly getting a spot in my heart, so you should check out "Return the Favor" above. Another collab with Timbaland, which seems to work well for her. Grab some Patron and get crunk to this shit!

-Guy in College

Music Minute

Guy in College basically busts a nut everytime he hears Santogold. Combine her with Kanye, and you have an awesome sound with "Gifted." And please...don't call her the new M.I.A.

Morning, Hotties

Morning, sluts. Because I love all of you, I'm going to go Oprah on your ass and deliver you a "moment". A Jason Mraz emo/beautiful moment, to be exact. He delivered "A Beautiful Mess" with a full orchestra at a Nobel Peace Prize concert, and you should all watch it. It'll complement your post-final wrist slitting so nicely!

Psycho, Party of One? Your Table Is Ready!

Hunter S. Thompson's trippy ass widow announces to the world that she's apparently got some of the twisted writer's sperm lying around just waiting to get injected! Rejoice, people of the world, we might be able to use it and produce a future meth addict, booze-loving, pill-popping writer...because, you know, there aren't enough of those lying around or anything...

Colin Powell Lashes Out

Colin Powell treats the vast right wing conspiracy while on CNN. OH SNAP, BITCHES!

Spotted!

A raccoon sneaks onto the red carpet at a movie screening in NY Thursday night!


[image via Gawker]

Jennifer Aniston Whores It Up!

So Rachel Green...I mean, Jennifer Maniston...is still pissed/talking 95 years after Brad Pitt divorced her and decided to go for someone actually doing good for the world, so what better way is there to defame a big old slut than stripping down and wearing only a tie for the cover of GQ?! For those who care about what middle-aged Lauren Conrad wants to say, click here!

Bapst...Defiled

Spotted: Streakers in Hogwarts! Jimmy Kaiser, Charles Miller, and an identified third member graced Bapst library in the buff to provide a fanfuckingtastic study break tonight. The studiers managed to look up and choke out a laugh before immediately turning stony faced, barking at each other for breathing too loudly, and returning to their studies...don't know if any of you notice, but the huge Orgo final is tomorrow, and that's just worse than getting beheaded!

Leakage...

Hot damn. Britney's new video for "Circus" has leaked in its entirety. Check it out here!

Because I Got Hiiiigh...

One huge historical discovery for reefers across the world has been made: the world's oldest stash of weed (clocking in at 2 pounds) has been found in China. Apparently the emperors were quite fond of Mary Jane!

Um, Wild...with a capital W

The Guy loves getting hot and bothered...especially on a Tuesday afternoon. This certainly did the trick:

Good Morning, Campy Readers

It's a beautiful morning here in Boston, and what better time is there for Britney Spears to launch her first trainwreck-free album in quite a long time? Circus drops today. Here are the blog picks for you to listen to:

Funny Stuff

So in case you didn't know, gays are pissed. with a big, pink, glittery, capital P! Prop 8 passed in California, so through the pivotal grassroots movement of our time (facebook), many are trying to declare December 10th the "Day Without Gays." Gawker analyzes how this might play out if every gay and lesbian in America really DID go through with this.

So...

Who watched the Britney documentary? There were so many prime points in it...like the time she equated ugly fashion to the entire existence of Katie Holmes. Or when Madonna stole 10 minutes trying to be wise Socrates in giving a commentary on her "matronly" role to Britney's life (where the fuck were you for the past three years, Mom????). Or when Miss Spears started to cry about her whole life and nobody even gave her a damn tissue?!?! OR WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN MANAGE TO SPIT OUT HER GUM FOR A FUCKING ONE HOUR DOCUMENTARY??? Point being...that shit was the best hour of procrastination ever. Check out the first part below:

Food For Thought

So, I don't know if any of you know this, but the Guy in College is obsessed with teeth. He expects straight, pearly whites or else. Seriously , how many bad dates have you had because you couldn't keep your eyes off the person's teeth that actually looked like Indian corn rather than shiny veneers?? Ok, maybe it's just me, but anyway, here's a little video explaining how to prevent your teeth from looking like crap:

Wahoo!

The laptop is back, and guyincollege.com is back and running, ladies. Get ready for some news and dirt