Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, all readers, and be thankful for even the little things in life. For me, I'm thankful for family, friends, tequila, laughs, and good health. It's all cliche but sometimes not in that order. For the rest of you, be thankful for this:

Crazy can make a comeback!

Observation

This morning I got in the elevator of my dorm and noticed that it's top cruising speed (never knew they clocked that sort of thing) is 100 feet per minute. That's fucking atrocious! The speed of the ones in archaic Gasson Tower are 350 per minute. Why are ours so slow? Afraid of spooking a horse that might hop on for a ride?

Servers are Down, down, down...

So the laptop that is basically the source for this little Guy in College venture has crapped out and needs a third new hard drive. Tres depressing, but I did manage to whore myself out for a shitty loaner laptop at BC. I'll work on updating this stuff.

Humpty Dumpty Takes A Delicious Fall

This one has the Guy in College cracking up. Start it at 2:28--

Open Caption

Amidst remodeling efforts at the White House to prepare for Obama move-in day, builders uncover relic troll from the Taft years in the Oval Office:

(Helen Thomas returns to the White House Press Room)

Remember her?

Anyone remember slitting their wrists back in the day to Dido? Or maybe you robbed cars to the sounds of her featured on an Eminem song. Either way, she's out with a new single. Check out the vid for it here:

Coming Back Into Your Hearts

What's up, readers? The guy is officially back with a little bit of EuroTrash for you! Prepare to get a little wet at the site of this gem...anyone want to learn the dance with the GiC?

God Bless America!

Election Day

Good Evening, folks. What has seemed like decades of campaigning all comes down tonight. While it's great that there will be some form of change tonight no matter the results, obviously (in case you haven't noticed) Guy in College fully endorses Obama. Yup, there you have it. This blog's official endorsement. Barack has totally been waiting for that one. Anyway, for a few laughs, I give you this weekend's SNL greatness:



And we also give you the creepy-as-hell from last night: