Sunday, August 31, 2008

Curious Cindy Is a Minx

So on the BC page at juicy campus (yeah, it still exists), a woman (I'll assume that) wrote in this:

"Curious Cindy wants to know..
Is it really taboo or do guys still masturbate in college. Macho guys thinks it's a "gay thing."
Do you actually admit to spanking the money once in awhile, boys?"

Best reply to her question...by far:

"I guarantee you before finals there is more sperm flying around than brain matter...Morning fucks should be provided by BC with your tuition payments."

Spotted

Evan Springsteen in McElroy eating breakfast.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

My Feet Are Killing Me

We ran today at practice...a fuckload lot. Oh, and then I walked all over campus. And then on the liquor run today the roomie didn't know WHERE THE FUCK WE WERE GOING!!!!! (caps because he reads this), so now I'm in bed with blisters the size of New Hampshire...but I'm making it down to the Mods to party and get more stuff for this lovely blog. This must have been how the Jews' feet felt after wandering 40 years in the desert.

Friday, August 29, 2008

BC Gives Yet Another Out of Place Fall Concert

While I've sampled music from the Roots for the better part of the day today, I can't help but wonder why the hell UGBC decided these guys would fit in for a rather early fall concert...further, one can't help but wonder why they aren't opening for someone else because I honestly doubt I was the only one to think "Who the hell are they?" upon getting "BREAKING NEWS" from the Heights earlier today.

Read about it here...and then write UGBC a letter saying you want a band that actually would fit in here...like Paramore!

The only thing I can guarantee you to come from this concert is a concert review/bitch rant from Joe Neese the next day in the Heights, but whatever...the BC rag offers that even without a questionable concert to talk about!

Meet the Republican VP Candidate

Meet Vice Presidential Candidate and Republican hussy/Bear Eater Sarah Palin:

Political Moment

Oh shit!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Heading Back

The blog heads back to Boston in about an hour...NYC updates to come later!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Thrice Boston in the Big Apple!

We made it to New York for the unmentionable reason why we came here...and after a few setbacks, things are brillz, yo.

However, we do have a new drink option, as seen in this:


It's called the Thrice Boston in the Big Apple, and the recipe is as follows:

2 Parts Bacardi Big Apple
1 Part Club Soda
1 Part Snapple Pomegranate Raspberry

Mix.
Enjoy.
Hit the Floor.

(Recipe Courtesy of Pat)

On the Way

So the bus gets wifi...pretty awesome. Just left New Haven...saw Yale from the interstate...looked pretty sweet! Here's Pat's positioning right now:

Shout Out

Thanks to the Boston Globe for adding Guy in College to their list of Boston blogs. Check it out here along with other lifestyle blogs in the area.

News from the Heights

Cheap as hell Circle Cinemas (well, on Tuesday nights anyway) in Cleveland Circle will be closing on September 7! That means September 2nd is your last chance to get a $7 movie in...hurry.

Though, if they replace it with a Trader Joe's, I, along with a few others I know, will be more than willing to drive the wrecking ball into the Circle.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

About to Head to New York

Meg and I are packing for the shit show known as our trip to New York. However, to occupy YOUR time...here's a little bit of Korean love:

Monday, August 25, 2008

Live...from hell, I mean Boston College dorms!

So the little hiatus is over, and I will have plenty of snarky, whory things to say...but the little title does not mean BC dorms = hell...it's just the temperature inside them does. The roomie and I may sleep inside our refrigerators tonight. More later. Peace.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I'm a Bad Person

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. I have a good reason...I'm packing, so starting tomorrow I really will be the guy in college...well, back in college. Anyway, there will be some new stuff up tonight...including my first stab at youtube. holla

Lunch in Memphis Has Never Been Better.


I just realized what I want for lunch, and I've never been happier.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Houston Airport Way To Kill Time...


Sitting in the international terminal...killing time watching planes take off and trying to translate the Spanish I keep hearing. The above is pretty what I'm looking at right now.
The best part of the long layover was being able to see the bro and getting to have breakfast with him.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Worst Cover Ever?



His face looks a tad bizarre, but still...CONGRATS TO PHELPS FOR BLOWING EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER! 8 Gold medals...simply awesome and badass.

Grandparent Bond Over the Hills


So I honestly did not want nor plan on watching the Hills last night. Well, I go in to say goodnight to my grandparents, and what are they watching? Let's just say that it isn't Matlock! Granny and Grandpa were tuned in to some LC/Audrina/Lo bitchfest...should I be scarred...or should I recognize that my grandparents are quite possibly way way way ahead of the game?

Monday, August 18, 2008

Convo of the Day

A lovely chat I had at the Woolmarket, MS BP Station:

Me (to shopping attendant after buying a SmartWater and granola bar): Oh, I don't need a bag for those. I can just carry it out.

Attendant: Oh, I'll do this so I'll remember that you paid for it.

Me: (Blank stare at her and then to the door...2 feet away)

Another Season of Bug-Eyed LC


The fourth season of the Hills starts tonight. Golf claps. Stay tuned...at least watch Lauren everytime someone pisses her off. Chances are she won't say anything. She'll just try to pop her eyeballs out...pretty, like, gnarly, y'all!

Sesame Street Love. WTF?!


While I normally pick about two or three articles from the NYT to bitch about or agree with, nothing even comes close to being worthy to partner with quite possibly the best wedding announcement ever:

Apparently the bride and groom fell for one another on the set of Sesame Street. Here’s easily the best description of a groom…EVER: “Mr. Robinson, 54, is a puppeteer who plays Snuffy, Telly and Slimey the Worm on “Sesame Street,” where he’s worked since 1981.” Oh, wait…the best comes last:

“Ms. Evans wrote the script for their ceremony, which featured Oscar the Grouch popping out of a garbage can to heckle the pair about the long and winding road they’d taken to their wedding day.

"No sooner were they pronounced legally wed by the Rev. K. Karpen, a United Methodist minister, than Mr. Robinson caused pandemonium with his surprise announcement that Ms. Evans is pregnant and expecting twins in March. While their friends and family cheered, a string quartet played a sassy recessional of “Making Whoopee.”"

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHEN CAN I MEET THEM?!?!

[Image via NYT.COM]

Madonna Hit Half a Century Over the Weekend

Material Girl turned 50 on Saturday...it was pretty much the only thing CNN played in the airport. Here's my fave Madonna vid, as a tribute...b/c who doesn't love hippie chicks singing Like a Prayer?

Wha??

The New York Times round up is a little late because...THEY DON'T CARRY IT AT ALL DOWN HERE! I have to get it online while stealing from the next door neighbor's internet...wait...i didn't say that:

Woman takes year out of life to follow the teachings of St. Oprah--verbatim. So how long before the yo-yo dieting kicks in?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Memphis Round Up

MATA starts express routes for the 20 people in the suburbs who ride MATA.

A task force is appointed to study the viability of car traffic on the Main Street Mall. Who wouldn't love to be able to get dropped off in front of Bluefin and not battle panhandlers for three blocks.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

No wireless at the condo! So lame. Will try to update asap!

Maybe We Want to Rethink Those Rankings?

Interestingly (especially for the Tennessee folks): the University of Memphis placed higher in rank in the Forbes ranking mentioned below than both Rhodes and Christian Brothers University. Um, blasphemy?? Click the link to see the list compiled by those smoking dope over at Forbes.

University of Memphis: 337
Rhodes: 364
CBU: 519

BC Makes Top 35 in Forbes College Rankings

Boston College ranks 32 in the college ranking by the business magazine. Interestingly, this puts BC above the Ivy group of Penn, Cornell, and Dartmouth.

P.S. BU came in at 384.

Friday, August 15, 2008

It's Stuff Like This that Keeps Me Awake

I've delivered Crazy Girl on the Train to you all earlier...well, now...courtesy of Katie Bryant...I deliver to you...Crazy Girl on the Train...REMIXED AND UNLEASHED!!!

Phelps Ties Spitz.

Michael Phelps ties Mark Spitz's Olympic record...maybe now Spitz will stop bitching about how NBC wouldn't pay for him to go to Beijing.

Last Night. Sad.

Tonight was my last night at the bar/restaurant. I didn't know there was a tradition to pie each person on their last night, so this was right after I got a whipped cream facial...real classy. I'm gonna miss these guys!

P.S. Got balls?
Paul Ryburn made a mention of the Guy in College today on his downtown Memphis blog. Check it out here for the shout out and a picture of the Elvis week tribute in front of the Red Rooster.

Funny Music Minute

Good song...the ah...unofficial music video to go with it :)

Wonder who...

What passionate director/actor spent the better part of the weekend in Boston drinking when it's only led to many troubles and anti-semitic slurs in the past, says one PR Prince...

Local Round Up

Mercedes Benz on Poplar is expanding...go wild, Germantown housewives.

After forever and three days and everyone wondering "When the fuck do you actually work on this?", the "new" Riverdale Road opens. I love the guy saying he expects 10 times the amount of traffic to go down his street...so that'll be what...10 cars now?

Guests/Impostors at an East Memphis motel fill room with stolen goods...some of which could have been sold to at least get them a room at the Peabody where their operation wouldn't have looked so damn crazy.

Funniest Shit ever...PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING!

Like the New Look?

Decided to change things up. ;

My schedule for the rest of the day:

2.30-4.40: Pack up shit for New Orleans and the beach and some last boxes for Boston.

4.45-8.30(ish): Last shift at East End Grill. So sad...

9: Work out

11: Reall work out (probably going to hang out at 9)

2: Finish packing

4AM: Wake up

6.05: Leave Memphis

Now: Murder me.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

BC Freshman profile

Meet Evan Springsteen, one of BC's incoming freshmen, courtesy of Rory Cuddyer:
I met a woman today with a $1.7 million dollar house and no money to put furniture in it. Sad.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

New Find

Downtown Memphis apparently has an established blogger...fun stuff...sorta sad to see the Daily Grill go. It's a Boston fave...apparently it didn't do so well here? Wonder what's replacing it.

AHAHAHAHAHA

When you're here, you're family...a great big whore of a family :)

Naughty Germantown...

Germantown restaurants in trouble for serving up the booze to minors.

Yia Yia's is supposed to be classy, too. Dunno what my parents would do if they had their beer license revoked for a month, so I'm sure they are pleased that a fine will make it all better.

However, Chapultepec? American Cafe? Those still exist? Gross. Though, it's kinda sad. Chapultepec was known for being the place where even middle schoolers had a chance of getting served. It was like the Zocalo of Tennessee.

Music Minute

Moving by Supergrass...because I gotta love love feeling around me and a stone cold feeling inside. Give it a go...

O the joys of school being back in session :)

So while I enjoy these last few days (10 to be exact) in Memphis, I also get to experience watching the misery of the 18 and under crowd who went back to school this week.

Unfortunately, I'm having to eat across from some St. Agnes chick in her uniform that looks like a pastel blue nun's habit. Hey, shouldn't she be in school right now anyway? Whatev, I'd skip the third day of school to come to Bronte, too.

After being back in the South for the Summer, I've basically come to realize...or remind myself...just how damn good Southern (in particular--Memphis) food really is. While my awesome hometown is normally known for its barbeque, its eclectic dives should not go unnoticed either.
Enter Young Avenue Deli. It's called "the deli" if you're in midtown, but don't call it that anywhere else. I told Krista I wanted to eat at the deli while we were downtown, and she looked at me and was like, "Which fucking deli?" Anyway, while the chicken in a pita and steak in a pita are great, safe options (and also what I always get), I had to venture out the other night since the place was out of both chicken and steak. The Smokin Turkey kicks ass with its gouda and barbeque sauce. Other options on the menu include all sorts of pizzas and sandwiches with hippie shit like sprouts and avocado. While that's healthy and fantastic, you gotta try the fries...they've been in USA Today and other papers for being the best in the nation, and they pretty much are. So go. Today. Buy anything...as long as you get fries on the side.
Young Ave Deli...because...They are midtown.

Facebook photo thread I love


So the Paramore concert has garnered a bit of discussion because...well, none of us really know how the whole emo thing works. The only thing Krista and I could make out as a common theme is that the guys are always abnormally skinny and the girls are usually larger than their skinny boyfriends. Unfortunately, both wear skintight t-shirts and jeans. However, this little convo is in relation to the monorail we took over to the concert:

Allison: sarah posed an interesting question...do you think the emo children were tempted to throw themselves off the monorail bridge?

Megan: I was tempted to throw emo children off the monorail bridge...

Krista: Thank you, Megan. My thoughts exactly.

Me: please, i think they were praying for the actual monorail to fall so they'd have an interesting death story.

The review of Paramore...


So last Thursday I went to this Paramore concert on Mud Island with some of my friends from high school. Basically it was like the emo music holy grail for me….well, at least for my emo taste in shit. Anyway, Paramore is basically my favorite group…has been since Allison and I discovered them randomly last summer and became much better friends afterwards (because I basically hated Allison before I knew she like Paramore).
Anyway, so a bunch of us piled into Erin’s car after pregaming at Krista’s to head over to Mud Island for Emo Love Fest ’08 and to essentially rock it out. Unfortunately, Paramore had to have about three thousand opening acts before we reached the main show…ok, maybe only three…but still…why do smaller rock groups always do that? Everytime I see a small show, they have about three or four opening acts. I guess you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess…
Well, unknown group was okay, Phantom Planet (“California” from the OC) was pretty sweet, and Jack’s Mannequin was surprisingly awesome. Nevertheless, just as Allison , Megan, and this girl I don’t really remember the name of arrived…yes, about 2 hours late…Paramore came on. SO FUCKING GOOD!!! (yes, I know I just swore when I’m trying to swear less, but c’mon…you have to swear when talking about music) Hayley is by far…BY FAR…the best vocalist ever. She can throw some awesome songs out like “Pressure” and “Crushcrushcrush” and “Let the Flames Begin” and then go into really sweet and softer beats like “When it Rains.”
Essentially, the concert was bumpin…except for the fact that the garage we parked in closed at 11 and we had to bolt on “Misery Business” to make it back to the car. Of course, even the walk back was intense…riding the monorail…oh, and then having three douches accuse me and Marco of being douches! Ya…they basically followed us the whole damn way back to the garage. LAME!

Monday, August 11, 2008

My contacts are so dry... It feels like a cat's tongue is lapping at both my eyes

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Eating dinner. The waiter's name is jesse james. Not sure if i believe him but he looks the part.

Quite Possibly My New Favorite Paramore Song...

Heard it at the concert on Thursday

Testing? Testing?

So, I've been very bad at updating for the past few days with anything with substance. Sorry, but I'm working on the infrastructure crap to make all of this work seamlessly. Keep your fingers crossed, and I'll be back later.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Hillary Duff (or is there just one l?) is coming out with a second greatest hits album...anyone care to help me out with some of her "hits"?
Work has been all-encompassing as of late, so the blogging has gone down. More frequent posts to resume soon!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

So tired... gotta grab coffee before the concert.

The bro hates the website name. Whatever, he can suck a fart.
I'M GOING TO PARAMORE TONIGHT!!!



Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Watching a facial take place after getting my zits popped is rather interesting.

Apparently my fear of popped pimples is bizarre. Whatever. That shit hurt.
fun day out...off to Swanky's to hang out with the friends...woot.

Obligated Parental Time

Scoring lunch with my mom and hoping to catch up.
She's apparently taking me to Vineyard Vines and somewhere else to bribe me for something...more later.

Nelly slept with me last night. Shhhhh...

Meltdown on the Today Show

Angry chef FINALLY shuts Kathy Lee Gifford up...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Oy...

The expiration date has been set. It's tres depressing, oddly enough.

Funny Shit...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Cuz That's Where the Ranger's Gonna Be...

Chilling in bed, watching Walker Texas Ranger. Can we say "best day ever to be off from work"???

Monday, August 4, 2008

Best thing Ever

Why October 15 will be the best night ever in Boston.

Ok, I'm only talking about the fourth from last song.

Another Cool Thing to Check Out...

and if you aren't sure what type of music you want, try this...

Check it out

Cool site if you're looking for daylight.

Yaaaaahhh...

So stressful for a day, thus far...

After my friend left this morning, i had to run around and finish cleaning up the house...which looks pretty damn awesome right now. I then had to bolt down to work and basically went from 10 until 5 continuously out in the 100 degree heat...so wrong.

I feel like a whipped dog.

Work

Off to Mississippi to work for the day...lousy stuff to do, but it's making bank for my New York trip and return to Boston in a few weeks...can't really complain.

The house looks pretty great, IMO :)

IDK...

The parents are on their way back home...o shit.

Cleaning like crazy before I have to leave for work juuuuuuuuuuust in case they get home before I do this afternoon. Keep your fingers crossed.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The Weekend Rundown Thus Far...

The parents have been out of town since Wednesday, so right now, my house pretty much looks something like this:

I've been spending some time with the fling and friends. Nothing too major...Katie and Annalise came over last night and we cooked dinner and ended up all hanging out. Sarah came over, and we ended up having to explain the concept of gerbiling to Annalise (click if you don't know). After we explained this to her, she begins to wonder if other objects could be used. Some of her suggestions:

  • birds
  • frogs
  • toads
  • tadpolls
  • electric eels
um...ouch?

Welcome to the Party...

So in an attempt to avoid the dull and mundane task of welcoming everyone to my blog, I'll just give you a quick overview.

I'm bored waiting around for college to fire up again, so I wanted to start writing about what's going on in my life and what I think about what else is going on.

I'm 19.

I'm a guy.

I'm a guy in college. (ha)

I'm a Southern guy in college in Boston, to be exact. (BC to be explicitly exact)


-Guy in College