POWER TRIP!

So when you have the hot trinity topping the list, it’s only natural that GuyInCollege will resurface. Topping this year’s Forbes Celebrity 100 list are (1) Angelina Jolie, (2) Oprah Winfrey, and (3) Madonna. The GuyInCollege would gladly nom any of the top three ladies…well, maybe not Oprah…mainly because he likes danger and knows Angie and Madonna would probably wield knives…or exotic babies!

UGH!

See this tranny? Ok, fine, it's actually a girl... To be honest, it's Megan McCain...aka public enemy number one. Republicans hate her (well, the typical pro-Church and state ones), MSNBC has made her their bitch, and I...well, frankly, I simply have made a game out of every article she writes for Tina Brown's The Daily Beast. I call it "How Long Until Megan McCain Drops Her Father?" In this week's riveting article "Why I Love Guns", it takes Miss McCain a mere 44 words before Papa John is mentioned (a record!).

Pardon me for being blunt, but the only thing Miss McCain creates is that she's a bland Ann Coulter who doesn't bring near as much PMS fun and bitchery to the table...oh, and she's all about the gays. Woohoo...oh, and then there are the times when she goes on Mr. Rachael Maddow's talk show to assert that she is completely independent of her parents. Well, if that's the case, Megan...STOP MENTIONING JOHN MCCAIN IN EVERY ARTICLE YOU WRITE!

xoxo
-GuyinCollege

Roundup of the Fabloids

So remember when a plastic surgery job wasn't unveiled like it was the latest Frank Gehry-designed museum? Apparently Bruce Jenner and his sexpot Kardashian daughter have forgotten those days. [NYDN]

Michael Phelps loses in the 100m backstroke competition at the Charlotte UltraSwim. He then consoled himself by taking a few bong hits and beating out some tunes on his bongos, man...[HuffPo]

Kate Gosselin (the nobody from Jon and Kate Plus 8...yeah, apparently that's a show) explains that it's tough receiving harsh criticism and doesn't understand why she gets an unfair depiction in the spotlight...perhaps someone should buy her a mirror and explain that her faux-Posh Spice Hair might be the answer to that conundrum. [HuffPo]

Summer Return

G'day, ladies and gentlemen...and sluts. You all in the last group know that you're my favorite. So school has come to a delicious conclusion, and now we're on for the summer. With the rising temps come many exciting new things here at GuyinCollege.com. We're in the middle of switching servers, platforms, and overall upgrades. If any of you are interested in helping out with layout, stories, photography, or just want to be a part of the start-up, email me at guyincollege@live.com

Until then, see you all here

Twisted!

So...boredom got the best of one of my friends, so he posted a fake craig's list post in honor of McModville's scruffy face. Click to see it!

However, what's best is that it got this response:

"Hey. May be able to help you out. Me: 5'11", 188, 38, 8" cut, into shaving. I can pick you up and shave you at my place in Brighton. Hit me up..."

YAY FOR MOWING THE LAWN!!!

Not to Poke Fun...

...but THIS is an actual website????

AND THEY HAVE PRIZES!!!!